Spotted! Fedoras atop such heads as Jennifer Lopez, Mary Kate Olsen, Matt Drudge and Ving Rhames’ new Kojak. Noted! Neither pope nor policeman will deny that the wearing of hats is addictive. Seen! We observe in the pages of the Skateboard Magazine the presence of none other than the Fedora atop the head of Daniel Shimizu. Not only is Mr. Shimizu a skateboarder, he is also Japanese. If hats were Scrabble, Shimizu would be a Triple Fedora Score. Overheard! Petite Asian woman of conservative dress and impeccable hair asking Barney’s clerk whilst buying Dior shirts for her husband, admitting that while she was attracted to the Fedora, her husband “wasn’t quite ready for it yet.” Don’t ask us what we were doing at Barney’s. Only note that the Fedora is poised for a major comeback. And don’t jump to any conclusions about hats in general. While we are bullish on the Fedora, we are bearish on casual hats such as the baseball, the snap-brim “Jeff,” and the “Applejack.” Except for Fedoras, no hat is the new hat.