Edward Muscare has got to be the creepiest man we have seen in a long time—he’s even got the word “scare” in his last name for chrissakes! The shiver-inducing faces he makes while deconstructing the Scrubs theme song will be burnt in to your head forever.

And here he is dancing along to the 30 Rock theme.

These disturbing videos raise so many questions—primarily, how does this man even know what YouTube is? He doesn’t even look like he knows his way around a toothbrush, much less a webcam.

We’d also like to point out that when we’re put in charge of casting the live-action Family Guy movie, we know exactly who to get for Herbert. And just like Herbert, he just absolutely adores kids (and by that we mean he’s a sex offender)!