Manofest has compiled a list of 40 restaurants you wouldn’t be caught dead in (unless you were eating there as a joke). Prepare to be amazed and astounded by foreigners’ questionable grasps on the English language.

Apparently (and we’re not making this up), Kum Den serves really delicious fish balls. One reviewer had this to say:

“Uh huh..those knobbly things sitting on top of my noodles are curls of skin, floured, salted and deep fried. I must admit they were kind of tasty!”

Read the full review here.

You know, no matter how deliciously salty someone says Kum Den’s fish balls are, there’s just no way we’d put them in our mouths. (We’d also be weary of cream soups of any kind.)