It’s official: We’re not gonna watch CNN until it adopts Auto-Tune. If news doesn’t have a beat we can dance to, there’s no point in watchin’ it. In other words, we’re not tuning in until they tune in (to Auto-Tune).

Auto-Tune the News is so catchy, we’re gonna jam to it everywhere we go!

Very thin ice, very thin ice. Very thin ice, very thin ice.