Have you ever just wanted to grab an ice-cream cone where it’s coldest? Well, the art of “cone-ing” allows you to do just that!

Oh, and this has to be the best reaction ever:

Way more demented than you would think!

(via DM)

Translation:
A cook asks another cook – “Cook, what do you do for a living? Are you police officer?” “No” – says the second cook – ” My major job is a cook. ahahahah. And yours?” “ahahahahah” “And you? You must be a doctor, cook, no? ahahahahah ” “I’m a cook”.

(via look mom no hands)

For anyone who just wants to have fun.

Why was I not shown this movie when I was being taught how to read?

Fer aw yous non-Phulluphyins/S. Jersey-ites, ere’s uh short lessun oin ow we tawk.

Merry Xmas from the Rappin’ Santa!

It’s cool, border-line Fonzy cool!