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		<title>RIP George Steinbrenner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hitler Hates Vuvuzelas Too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ESPN, Take Note</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Chuckler</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Worst Trophy Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Chuckler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t ask anyone if they won this trophy, and don&#8217;t tell anyone if you did.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/worst-trophy-ever-25318-1271173608-15.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2218" title="worst-trophy-ever-25318-1271173608-15" src="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/worst-trophy-ever-25318-1271173608-15.jpg" alt="worst-trophy-ever-25318-1271173608-15" width="536" height="340" /></a>Don&#8217;t ask anyone if they won this trophy, and don&#8217;t tell anyone if you did.</p>
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		<title>Raptor Mascot Ingests Cheerleader</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Chuckler</dc:creator>
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The raptors in Jurassic Park were a little scarier, but this one is better at foreplay.
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<p>The raptors in <em>Jurassic Park</em> were a little scarier, but this one is better at foreplay.</p>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Waldo? Tiger Woods Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Chuckler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hi, Friends!
My name is Tiger. I&#8217;m setting off on a world-wide hike because I cheated on my beautiful wife with countless women. You can come too! All you have to do is find me.
I&#8217;ve got all I need—golf clubs, condoms and plenty of Ambien!
Wow! What a serach!
Tiger&#8221;


via Buzzfeed. (More after the jump.)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hi, Friends!</p>
<p>My name is Tiger. I&#8217;m setting off on a world-wide hike because I cheated on my beautiful wife with countless women. You can come too! All you have to do is find me.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got all I need—golf clubs, condoms and plenty of Ambien!</p>
<p>Wow! What a serach!</p>
<p>Tiger&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12292-1264187689-6.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2040" title="enhanced-buzz-12292-1264187689-6" src="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12292-1264187689-6.jpg" alt="enhanced-buzz-12292-1264187689-6" width="600" height="649" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12297-1264193256-11.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2041" title="enhanced-buzz-12297-1264193256-11" src="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12297-1264193256-11.jpg" alt="enhanced-buzz-12297-1264193256-11" width="600" height="653" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12298-1264192395-11.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2042" title="enhanced-buzz-12298-1264192395-11" src="http://thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/enhanced-buzz-12298-1264192395-11.jpg" alt="enhanced-buzz-12298-1264192395-11" width="600" height="594" /></a><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/wheres-waldo-tiger-woods-edition">via Buzzfeed</a>. (More after the jump.)</p>
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		<title>Michael Jordan&#8217;s Twitter Feed is Adorable</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Check out his page for more gems.
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<p><a href="http://twitter.com/Michaeljordan">Check out his page for more gems.</a></p>
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		<title>Tiger Woods &#8216;Accident&#8217; Simulation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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When it comes to Tiger Woods, the Chinese media knows what&#8217;s up. Well, everything except for the minivan.
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<p>When it comes to Tiger Woods, the Chinese media knows what&#8217;s up. Well, everything except for the minivan.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Just Wipe While You Poop, Practice Your Putting Game Too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TeleBrands has really outdone themselves this time. The Potty Putter is a miniature putting set made specifically for use during defecation. As the infomercial so eloquently puts it, &#8220;Just aim and shoot&#8230;the ball&#8230;into the cup.&#8221; Combine the Potty Putter with the UroClub, and you&#8217;ve got yourself a golf club for every bodily function!

You know you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TeleBrands has really outdone themselves this time. The Potty Putter is a miniature putting set made specifically for use during defecation. As the infomercial so eloquently puts it, &#8220;Just aim and shoot&#8230;the ball&#8230;into the cup.&#8221; Combine the Potty Putter with the <a href="http://thechuckler.com/blog/this_fathers_day_get_dad_the_gift_he_really_wantsthe_uroclub_the_golf_club_you_pee_into/" target="_blank">UroClub</a>, and you&#8217;ve got yourself a golf club for every bodily function!</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="295" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cp5FAbJvUEY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cp5FAbJvUEY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>You know you want one, so go ahead and <a href="http://pottyputter.com/" target="_blank">order one right now</a>. (Just remember to wash off the club grip when you&#8217;re done.)</p>
<p>(<a href="http://thedw.us/" target="_blank">via</a>)</p>
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		<title>This Father&#8217;s Day, Get Dad The Gift He Really Wants: The UroClub, The Golf Club You Pee Into</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:41:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Chuckler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you pay for that tie this Father&#8217;s Day, answer this question: Can Dad pee in it?
If he can&#8217;t, you&#8217;re wasting your mulah. Listen, Dad&#8217;s not getting any younger, and the older he gets, the more he&#8217;ll have to pee every five seconds and the more he&#8217;ll appreciate the mind-blowingly dull sport of golf. Show [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="/wp-content/uploads/retro/926blog_uroclub.jpg"><br />Before you pay for that tie this Father&#8217;s Day, answer this question: Can Dad pee in it?</p>
<p>If he can&#8217;t, you&#8217;re wasting your mulah. Listen, Dad&#8217;s not getting any younger, and the older he gets, the more he&#8217;ll have to pee every five seconds and the more he&#8217;ll appreciate the mind-blowingly dull sport of golf. Show Dad how much you love him by getting him a gift that says, &#8220;I understand the changes you&#8217;re going through and they&#8217;re nothing to be ashamed of.&#8221; Get him a golf club he can pee into. </p>
<p><embed width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" quality="high" name="flashvideo" id="flashvideo" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ncjYnLgxyCI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"/></p>
<p>Clearly, the UroClub&#8217;s best feature is the little green towel that covers your junk. With that handy rectangular piece of cotton fabric, you go from &#8220;degenerate urinating in golf course&#8221; to &#8220;classy golfer checking out his clubs while standing strangely still.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.uroclub.com/" title="UroClub" rel="external">Order your UroClub today!</a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re still not sold on the UroClub (or doubt that it&#8217;s real), <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzm56NvNbq0" title="UroClub Interview" rel="external">watch this</a>.</p>
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