Jebediah was just too busy plowing fields and building barns to meet women. Thank God (and he did) for Amish-Online-Dating and Internet access at the public library. Were it not for those two miracles, he never would have met his “flower along the graveled pathway.” P.S. Jebediah would also like to thank God for Mary Jo’s Sacred Lingerie (see ad on Amish-Online-Dating.com).

So today, the powers that be announced that Web 2.0 was the one millionth word in the dictionary.

You know what, that’s just too nerdy, even for us. If we were in charge of adding words to the dictionary, we definitely would’ve gone with Bro Mitzvah.

What’s a Bro Mitzvah, you say? It’s the black Bar Mitzvah, DUH!

Meet Cesare Bonizzi. He’s a Capuchin monk from Italy who, among loving God and other monk things, is really into heavy metal.

Cesare fell in love with metal at a Metallica concert 15 years ago, which begs the question: What the hell was a monk doing at a Metallica concert?

Whatever the reason, we’re glad he was there. This just goes to prove that when religious leaders and high-energy music combine, we all win!

(via Boing Boing)

Passion For Christ Movement is selling some awesome shirts. And at 10 bucks, they’re practically a steal (which is a bit confusing considering that whole “thou shalt not steal” deal).

There’s plenty of other ex- things in case the masturbator one doesn’t fit you. There’s ex-hustler, slave, fornicator, and even diva. Get ‘em while they’re hawt!

Evangelical Baby is REALLY creeping us out.

Move over Katy Perry, there’s a new catchy song in town. Sure, the frat boy in all of us enjoyed Ms. Perry’s lyrics, but this new song proves that you don’t HAVE to be sexually ambiguous to have be catchy.

Richard Dawkins is one smart dude, but some people just can’t get around his atheist beliefs. What better way to let Dick know how you feel than sending him an email that really shows him what’s up?

More than four dozen people burned their retina’s while staring at the sun after reports of an extraordinary likeness of the Virgin Mary in the sky. The UK version of The Metro reported that the vision was said to appear over the former home of a hotel owner in the Kottayam area in southeast India. Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun. Whoah but mama, that’s where the fun is!

In an effort to show Catholics the resounding social effects of their destructive vices, the Vatican has announced seven new deadly sins for the modern spiritual delinquent.