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Watching An Elphant Give Birth Is Beautiful, And By Beautiful, I Mean Vomitous

The Chuckler — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:45:14 +0000

Here’s a fun experiment: stuff yourself with the meal of your choice and then watch this elephant giving birth.

The grossness hits a high point at the 1:53 mark. It’s guaranteed to bring tears of disgust to your eyes (yes, there’s such a thing).

You Know You Want To See Some Great Tits

The Chuckler — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:40:27 +0000

The Chuckler doesn’t generally post this kind of thing, but what the hell, we need the traffic. Internet 101 tells us that if you want to get people on your site, you have to post pictures of great tits. So that’s exactly what we did.

Click through to see the greatest great tits the internet has to offer (and you don’t have to pay a single cent to see them).

That’s a picture of a male great tit, a European bird about the size of a sparrow.

Read all about great tits on Wikipedia.

Tiny tits, big tits…they’re all great!

Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble for looking at this young great tit!

Meet Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lizard

The Chuckler — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:20:05 +0000

Photo: CATERS NEWS

Check it out, nerds, it’s a lizard that looks just like Spider-Man! The agama mwanzae (fancy for “Spider-Man Lizard”) makes an excellent pet (according to the exotic pet shops that sell them), and can grow to be a foot long, or about the same size as Tobey Maguire. Want one of these MARVELous lizards? They’re selling like hotcakes at exotic pet stores, so hurry up and get one before they go extinct.

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Little Bailey Michelle Loves Her Some Pet Bunny For Dinner

The Chuckler — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:25:24 +0000

Hey, li’l serial killer, what’s up! Planning any more adorable pet feasts anytime soon? We hear puppies are just delicious this time of year! Anyway, let us know so we can invite child services to the festivities.

This Cat Has Human Eyebrows

The Chuckler — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:10:47 +0000

That dog with the human eyebrows we talked about a while ago…yeah, he’s got a feline counterpart.

What is this Japanese program that only shows domestic animals with human eyebrows? We need it over here in the States ASAP!

And by the way, this is a cat only Peter Gallagher and Martin Scorsese could love.

Loch Ness Monster Spotted On Google Earth?

The Chuckler — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:51:13 +0000

Say, would you like to see irrefutable evidence of Nessie’s existence? Just search the coordinates Latitude 57°12′52.13″N, Longitude 4°34′14.16″W on Google Earth and Bam! instant sea monster.

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Auto-Tune The Cats

The Chuckler — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:54:57 +0000

Remember how awesome it was when the Jetsons met the Flintstones? This is a lot like that, except with Internet memes instead of Hanna-Barbera characters. (Actually, this is nothing like that. At all. Maybe if David (from David after dentist fame) met Christian the lion the point would be valid, but since that’s not the case, the Flintsone/Jetson analogy is just plain wrong.) But the Chuckler digresses. Please enjoy this video of auto-tuned cats. Be sure to keep your eye out for an awesome solo by none other than Maru himself.

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Let’s Watch A Magician Mystify A Chimp, Shall We

The Chuckler — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:27:18 +0000

Dogs and cats are great and all, but what every human really needs is a chimp best friend. Seriouosly, can you imagine how gratifying it must be to have a little sidekick who thinks everything you do is awesome? The magician’s tricks are second-rate, but the chimp reacts to them like he’s Harry Houdini. The Chuckler could use this sort of positive reinforcement in his everyday life. The Chuckler and Chimp (has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it) would have a grand old time together pulling old people’s pants down and making fart noises at policemen. One day the Chuckler will have his Chimp. Until then, please enjoy this video of a chimp watching a Japanese magic show.

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Silly Video, Prarie Dogs Don’t Say Alan Nonstop

The Chuckler — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:28:23 +0000

And sharks don’t practice the Jaws theme song in their down time either. Or do they? This video offers a compelling insight into what goes on in the animal kingdom when no humans are around.

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England’s Ideal Pet Is a Half-Dog, Half-Cat Monstrosity

The Chuckler — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:50:12 +0000

To be more exact, the hideous pet has the ears of a bunny, face of a cat, body of a golden retriever, and tail of a horse. This terrifying creature, nicknamed Max by scientists, is the result of a survey asking British pet owners to describe the ideal pet.

About the only thing this pet is “ideal” for is keeping house guests out. Can you imagine the horrors of this creature running at you wanting to play? Or waking up in the middle of the night and finding it staring at you in the face? Good luck having pleasant dreams knowing that this thing is within striking distance. Does it meow? Bark? Neigh? Whatever sound it makes, the Chuckler’s certain it’s petrifying. You know, there’s a reason why “Be careful what you wish for” is such a popular cliché—you end up with nightmares like little Max here.

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