Whatever it takes to rebuild that Death Star!

“A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said.

The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, “Darth” threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun.

The teller gave the robber some cash from the drawer.

The Darth Vader thief, described as between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, took off heading east through the bank’s parking lot.”

(via NY Post)

Funny and sad.

(via LOLFeed)

But can they Van Surf??

At least some people aren’t afraid to say it…

The interviewer’s face must have been priceless.

(via TWBE)

Shocking!!!!!!

If someone asked me today, “Ricky, what are you afraid of?” I would answer “the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war…child slavery, terrorism…the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith.” But fear of my truth? Not at all!  On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment…”

“I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”

Read the full statement on his gay website.

A little bit of love from #43 to #42.

An oldie, but a real goodie. Happy St. Patrick’s Day from The Chuckler!