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It twas the fifth day of the first month of the second year of the new decade, and the ’90s were really starting to heat up at Scandals’ Power Mix Dance Party in Vestal, NY. Thanks god there was a TV camera there. (Oh Upstate, way ahead of the times, as always.)

Where the hell are the Squirrel Nut Zippers?

All soda fountains should be this way!

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This is how our world will remember The Beatles in 1, 000 years. By this logic, Lady Gaga will never have existed. Yay!

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The Chuckler is pretty sure that any attempt Microsoft makes to be hip and relevant crashes as bad as Windows Vista. In their latest attempt at cool, employees at the brand new Microsoft Store in Viejo, California danced The Electric Slide to the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” while costumers ignored them. Jerry Seinfeld couldn’t make it, but we’re pretty sure the only thing that could have saved this hot mess from itself would have been a court ordered injunction filed by Ric Silver (pictured below), who claims to own the copyright to the popular bar mitzvah moves. (His website is a real treat. Don’t miss it.)

Don’t believe me? Watch the video.

Apparently, somersaults, layups and amateur break-dancing are about the dopest things rappers do these days (also sitting on giant motorcycles and bench swings). Boostalk must’ve earned mad street cred after shooting this hot vid.

Between his beautiful silver mane, super tidy beard, and delicious chicken recipe, there’s a lot to love about Kenny Rogers. The man simply oozes masculinity, which is probably why his looks are so often emulated. Hell, even Ernest Hemingway molded himself after Kenny Rogers. The sheer thrill of running into a Kenny Rogers wannabe never gets old, which is why the Chuckler is loving MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com. There’s a never-ending supply of user-submitted photos of men who look like Mr. Rogers. And not only that, but they also offer helpful tips for men considering going for the Rogers look (a great decision).

Check out the site, it’s awesome. In the meantime, here’s Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton singing “Islands in the Stream,” the song that inspired Mya and Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Ghetto Superstar.”

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Remember how awesome it was when the Jetsons met the Flintstones? This is a lot like that, except with Internet memes instead of Hanna-Barbera characters. (Actually, this is nothing like that. At all. Maybe if David (from David after dentist fame) met Christian the lion the point would be valid, but since that’s not the case, the Flintsone/Jetson analogy is just plain wrong.) But the Chuckler digresses. Please enjoy this video of auto-tuned cats. Be sure to keep your eye out for an awesome solo by none other than Maru himself.

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Nothing brings out the schoolyard bully in the Chuckler quite like a twinkle-toed, skirt-wearing child singing a stupid song. Put some pants on and go do your homework for f*cks sake.

The Chuckler sincerely hopes this little song and dance comes back to bite you in the ass during your college years.

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