The Chuckler » Health http://thechuckler.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:05:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Drew Carey is the New Orville Redenbacher http://thechuckler.com/blog/drew-carey-is-the-new-orville-redenbacher/ http://thechuckler.com/blog/drew-carey-is-the-new-orville-redenbacher/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:20:28 +0000 The Chuckler http://thechuckler.com/?p=2427 dreworvil

Not only has he replaced Bob Barker on “The Price is Right”, but thanks to his massive weight loss, Drew Carey has also assumed the role of deceased popcorn-giant Orville Redenbacher. Who will Drew assimilate into next??

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If you’re out there, The Chuckler would love to hear from you. Canines need not apply.

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Trust us, she’ll love it!

]]> http://thechuckler.com/blog/this-christmas-give-your-girlfriend-the-gift-of-a-lifetime/feed/ 0 Young Steve WILL NOT Stop Stapling His Head! http://thechuckler.com/blog/young-steve-will-not-stop-stapling-his-head/ http://thechuckler.com/blog/young-steve-will-not-stop-stapling-his-head/#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:54:54 +0000 The Chuckler http://thechuckler.com/?p=1925 staple

According to the document above, under the “Core Democratic Value of pursuit of happiness”, young Steve has every right to staple his head in class. This is an important document for all future generations of head staplers to study and ponder.

On this holiday, to Steve, we give thanks for sticking his neck out there (and stapling it) for all the oppressed head staplers in the world.

Thanks Steve!

Sincerely,
The Chuckler

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]]> http://thechuckler.com/blog/young-steve-will-not-stop-stapling-his-head/feed/ 0 Quite Possibly The Weirdest Symptom For Any Disease Ever http://thechuckler.com/blog/quite-possibly-the-weirdest-symptom-for-any-disease-ever/ http://thechuckler.com/blog/quite-possibly-the-weirdest-symptom-for-any-disease-ever/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:41:18 +0000 The Chuckler http://thechuckler.com/?p=1464 So the Chuckler happened to be reading up on heart attack symptoms today and discovered one that is so bizarre, it’s unlike anything he’s ever seen before. Take a look at the screen grab below and see if you can spot it yourself.

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Notice anything strange about that last bullet point? “Feeling of impending doom?” Since when did saying “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” turn you into a prime heart attack candidate? An emotion can’t really count as a red flag for a physical malady, can it? For depression, sure, but c’mon, for a heart attack? Really? It’s like whoever wrote that article figured the person reading it would be long dead before they reached the end. Well, joke’s on you, sucker, because the Chuckler made it through to the end of your little list and he’s still kicking. (Though he’s concerned his heart might be attacking.)

Apparently all those weirdos who think the world’s ending in 2012, yeah, they’re just suffering from a bit of a heart attack.

Click here to see the article for yourself if you think the Chuckler’s lying.

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