All soda fountains should be this way!

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Not more than this guy…

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You know how they say cooking at home is healthier than eating out? Looks like they were full of crap.

Of course, you’d be full of crap too (and cholesterol) if you ate this macaroni salad.

A happy butcher sells happy meat , so whistle while you slaughter!

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We like to think that the voice-over work was done by the lovely poodle sitting idly by the friendly Japanese nanna.

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Manofest has compiled a list of 40 restaurants you wouldn’t be caught dead in (unless you were eating there as a joke). Prepare to be amazed and astounded by foreigners’ questionable grasps on the English language.

Apparently (and we’re not making this up), Kum Den serves really delicious fish balls. One reviewer had this to say:

“Uh huh..those knobbly things sitting on top of my noodles are curls of skin, floured, salted and deep fried. I must admit they were kind of tasty!”

Read the full review here.

You know, no matter how deliciously salty someone says Kum Den’s fish balls are, there’s just no way we’d put them in our mouths. (We’d also be weary of cream soups of any kind.)

Anyone wanna come over to Chuckler HQ for dinner? We’re having canned chicken!

Yes, this is a real product, and for some stupid reason it’s expensive as hell—$50 bucks for 6 cans.

Some guy actually had the courage to eat this crap. Thankfully, he documented his experience with plenty of stomach-churning pictures.

Despite being fully cooked, the chicken looks pale and rubbery. It’s drowned in some nasty-looking gelatinous liquid that looks like it came straight from the set of Alien. The packaging says it’s broth, but we’ve seen broth, and, man, that ain’t no broth.

Buy it from Amazon.

People don’t come any more one-dimensional than infomercial personalities. These people aren’t complex, they just have one thing on their mind: scamming you. Take Billy Mays ordering breakfast at a local McDonald’s, for example. Watch as he tries to weasel free burritos out of the drive-thru girl. But he doesn’t stop there, he tries to sell Mighty Putty to her too.

Any man who talks in the third person is one with bestow our trust upon. (Also one who rides around a Bentley with $100 bills stuffed in his pockets.)

Ridiculous Food Society of Upstate New York has posted their recipe for White Castle Casserole. Needless to say, it looks DISGUSTING.

Here’s the recipe:

6 White Castle Sliders
4 Slices of Bacon
6 Slices of Kraft Singles
2 Cups of Whole Milk
6 Eggs
Salt and Pepper to Taste

Baking this for someone should be considered assisted suicide.