Sayin’.

Trust us, she’ll love it!

According to the document above, under the “Core Democratic Value of pursuit of happiness”, young Steve has every right to staple his head in class. This is an important document for all future generations of head staplers to study and ponder.

On this holiday, to Steve, we give thanks for sticking his neck out there (and stapling it) for all the oppressed head staplers in the world.

Thanks Steve!

Sincerely,
The Chuckler

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And now, a special ESL edition of the The Chuckler. This video is perfect for those trying to speak English in various situations they might encounter, including fleeing a house with a drunken man inside. If you ever meet anyone on the street that doesn’t speak English very well and gestures strangely with his or her arms, just rest assured that they’re totally at home with English. then ask them how their team is doing this year.