For this next gag, we’ll stick a guy in a room full of strangers. Then, we’ll get a sniper to pick off the strangers one by one from an unseen locale. The dude is going to FREAK! It’s gonna be awesome!

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That dog with the human eyebrows we talked about a while ago…yeah, he’s got a feline counterpart.

What is this Japanese program that only shows domestic animals with human eyebrows? We need it over here in the States ASAP!

And by the way, this is a cat only Peter Gallagher and Martin Scorsese could love.

Say, would you like to see irrefutable evidence of Nessie’s existence? Just search the coordinates Latitude 57°12′52.13″N, Longitude 4°34′14.16″W on Google Earth and Bam! instant sea monster.

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Dogs and cats are great and all, but what every human really needs is a chimp best friend. Seriouosly, can you imagine how gratifying it must be to have a little sidekick who thinks everything you do is awesome? The magician’s tricks are second-rate, but the chimp reacts to them like he’s Harry Houdini. The Chuckler could use this sort of positive reinforcement in his everyday life. The Chuckler and Chimp (has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it) would have a grand old time together pulling old people’s pants down and making fart noises at policemen. One day the Chuckler will have his Chimp. Until then, please enjoy this video of a chimp watching a Japanese magic show.

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To be more exact, the hideous pet has the ears of a bunny, face of a cat, body of a golden retriever, and tail of a horse. This terrifying creature, nicknamed Max by scientists, is the result of a survey asking British pet owners to describe the ideal pet.

About the only thing this pet is “ideal” for is keeping house guests out. Can you imagine the horrors of this creature running at you wanting to play? Or waking up in the middle of the night and finding it staring at you in the face? Good luck having pleasant dreams knowing that this thing is within striking distance. Does it meow? Bark? Neigh? Whatever sound it makes, the Chuckler’s certain it’s petrifying. You know, there’s a reason why “Be careful what you wish for” is such a popular cliché—you end up with nightmares like little Max here.

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These guys!

Either India got some weird version of Super Mario Bros. we’ve never seen before, or these guys suck so much, they never got to Bowser.

Boy, we love New Jersey around these parts. Where else can you interview a random person on the street and get such insightful responses like, “It’s different every night and every night it’s different. You can stay together forever or it’s different. And whatever happens, happens, but it’s different every night.” Truer words have never been spoken.

These are just some of the highlights from the documentary Wildwood, N.J., which you can buy here for $22.99.

If you woke up this morning wondering what the Louisiana State House of Representative has been up to lately, you’ll be happy to know that they’ve been keeping busy singing inappropriate songs about Halle Berry.

Here are the lyrics.

You know what’s scarier than finding a bear in your backyard? Finding a douchebag hiding behind a cardboard bear in your backyard.

This has got to be the saddest reenactment we have ever seen (and we’ve watched our share of E! True Hollywood Story). Keep up the horrible work, Cleveland!

What is it with Cleveland and hastily-made videos? And if you think this video is fake, you’re wrong.

Only a German could make a cooking video so uncomfortable to watch (and compare the flavor of food to experimental music). The guy’s just too aroused by the boiling sausages for comfort. Also, pickles in a chili dog? I don’t think so, Heinrich.

By the way, every German television show features that frightening music track—even children’s shows. It’s the German way.

If your chili dog tastes like the dying cries of a robot, there might be something wrong with it. What’s German for “you’re doing it wrong?”