The Huffington Post’s slide show of The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Books Of All Time is PROOF that we need to save the libraries in this country! They are a breeding ground for great comedy!

“Hi, Friends!

My name is Tiger. I’m setting off on a world-wide hike because I cheated on my beautiful wife with countless women. You can come too! All you have to do is find me.

I’ve got all I need—golf clubs, condoms and plenty of Ambien!

Wow! What a serach!

Tiger”

via Buzzfeed. (More after the jump.)

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It’s a children’s book the critics are calling “impossible to market” and “not appropriate for our line of books.” In other words, it’s too awesome for kids.

Set in the Big Easy, In the Headlights by Katie Clark (also of the band Generationals) tells the tale of a deer prostitute who must decide whether to lead a straight life or continue working the streets of the French Quarter. It’s like Pretty Woman meets Bambi and it’s wonderful.

If you’re a cool parent (i.e. you don’t mind showing your offspring a drawing of a deer’s va-jay-jay), this is the perfect book for your child. After all, every youngster needs to learn about the dark dangers of the world of prostitution. Plus, it’s never too early to start telling your kid not to be a ho. You gotta get to them before those promiscuous Bratz dolls do.

Buy In the Headlights here. It’s well worth the meager $13 price tag.