Before The Goonies, Chunk was strictly a song and dance man. Actually, Chunk was the song and dance man. In this archival footage, his dance-floor prowess makes Fred Astaire look like a quadriplegic.

According to the document above, under the “Core Democratic Value of pursuit of happiness”, young Steve has every right to staple his head in class. This is an important document for all future generations of head staplers to study and ponder.

On this holiday, to Steve, we give thanks for sticking his neck out there (and stapling it) for all the oppressed head staplers in the world.

Thanks Steve!

Sincerely,
The Chuckler

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This is how our world will remember The Beatles in 1, 000 years. By this logic, Lady Gaga will never have existed. Yay!

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Just because you have a Kindle doesn’t mean you can’t still experience good old-fashioned books. From DuroSport Electronics comes Smell of Books Aerosol E-Book Enhancers.

“Now you can finally enjoy reading e-books without giving up the smell you love so much. With Smell of Books™ you can have the best of both worlds, the convenience of an e-book and the smell of your favorite paper book.

Smell of Books™ is compatible with a wide range of e-reading devices and e-book formats and is 100% DRM-compatible. Whether you read your e-books on a Kindle or an iPhone using Stanza, Smell of Books™ will bring back that real book smell you miss so much.”

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Officer down!

Dorkiest picture EVER. Question: Is the recent cancellation of Reading Rainbow one of the 99 problems?

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The Chuckler is pretty sure that any attempt Microsoft makes to be hip and relevant crashes as bad as Windows Vista. In their latest attempt at cool, employees at the brand new Microsoft Store in Viejo, California danced The Electric Slide to the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” while costumers ignored them. Jerry Seinfeld couldn’t make it, but we’re pretty sure the only thing that could have saved this hot mess from itself would have been a court ordered injunction filed by Ric Silver (pictured below), who claims to own the copyright to the popular bar mitzvah moves. (His website is a real treat. Don’t miss it.)

The zoo is a dangerous place. via Los Internet.

And you think you have problems?

BONUS: Swampfoot Remix!