We Are Douchebags
Yes they are.
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Jebediah was just too busy plowing fields and building barns to meet women. Thank God (and he did) for Amish-Online-Dating and Internet access at the public library. Were it not for those two miracles, he never would have met his “flower along the graveled pathway.” P.S. Jebediah would also like to thank God for Mary Jo’s Sacred Lingerie (see ad on Amish-Online-Dating.com).
Check out this ridiculous collection of photos created by Indonesian Illustrator and Photographer Agan Harahap, where he magically (Photoshop!) inserts the likes of Batman, Superman and others into historical 20th Century war photos. See them all after the jump…
Being Master of the Universe is a real emotional roller-coaster.
It’s a children’s book the critics are calling “impossible to market” and “not appropriate for our line of books.” In other words, it’s too awesome for kids.
Set in the Big Easy, In the Headlights by Katie Clark (also of the band Generationals) tells the tale of a deer prostitute who must decide whether to lead a straight life or continue working the streets of the French Quarter. It’s like Pretty Woman meets Bambi and it’s wonderful.
If you’re a cool parent (i.e. you don’t mind showing your offspring a drawing of a deer’s va-jay-jay), this is the perfect book for your child. After all, every youngster needs to learn about the dark dangers of the world of prostitution. Plus, it’s never too early to start telling your kid not to be a ho. You gotta get to them before those promiscuous Bratz dolls do.
Buy In the Headlights here. It’s well worth the meager $13 price tag.
Watching mid-’90s Internet instructional videos will never get old–especially when they involve 8-bit porn.
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You should reconsider dating. But don’t take the Chuckler’s word for it, take Barb’s!
Just one word of advice, Barb: Don’t go telling Kurt there “Gag me!” He might get the wrong idea.
Can you imagine if that was you trying to run your fat ass up that skate bowl with a large crowd gathered around watching you and thinking to themselves how lucky they are to be able to control their Hamburger Helper consumption? Wouldn’t feel too good now, would it?
Aww, who am I kidding, the Chuckler would’ve been the first one Paul Revereing around that park yelling “Everybody look! There’s a fat kid stuck in the skate bowl!”
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Suck it, Monday through Thursday! It’s time for Flickr Friday!

What a handsome family you have, Mr. Busey!

The honeymoon every girl dreams about

Houston, we’re out of Meow Mix

Oh, Nanna! You really are a joker!
Show the Chuckler some love on Twitter and Facebook.
View the Chuckler’s Flickr Photostream here.


