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You’re at the beach laying in the sun, soaking up some rays, taking a dip in the ocean every now and then. You go for a walk, flatteringly get hit on by a few guys. You’re on top of the world. Then you look down and your heart sinksâ€â€you’ve got camel toe.
Thanks to the Cuchini (sweet name!) you’ll never have to worry about the ol’ toe ever again. What exactly is the Cuchini? We’ll let the website explain:
“The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as ‘Camel Toe.’”
Just two weeks ago we gave you a compelling reason to visit Cleveland. Now, we’re giving you yet another perfectly good excuse to visit the great state of Ohio.
A quick four-hour drive from Cleveland lies the majestic city of Cincinnati. Known for its pathetic football team, the Bengals, Cincinnati now offers another exciting attractionâ€â€SUPERHEROES!
Shadow Hare is a 21-year-old crimefighter who’s helping to keep Cincinnati’s streets free of thugs.
Ummm, could Shadow Hare sound anymore like Michael Cera? (We’ve never seen the two in the same room…)
Anyone wanna come over to Chuckler HQ for dinner? We’re having canned chicken!
Yes, this is a real product, and for some stupid reason it’s expensive as hellâ€â€$50 bucks for 6 cans.
Some guy actually had the courage to eat this crap. Thankfully, he documented his experience with plenty of stomach-churning pictures.
Despite being fully cooked, the chicken looks pale and rubbery. It’s drowned in some nasty-looking gelatinous liquid that looks like it came straight from the set of Alien. The packaging says it’s broth, but we’ve seen broth, and, man, that ain’t no broth.
It’s official: We’re not gonna watch CNN until it adopts Auto-Tune. If news doesn’t have a beat we can dance to, there’s no point in watchin’ it. In other words, we’re not tuning in until they tune in (to Auto-Tune).
Auto-Tune the News is so catchy, we’re gonna jam to it everywhere we go!
Very thin ice, very thin ice. Very thin ice, very thin ice.
The twins known as K&K Mime are a lot of things: founders of gospel mime, innovators of silent worship, and touchers of nations. But there’s one thing they’re definitely NOTâ€â€mimes.
Err, boys, that little show you put on, it’s called interpretive dance, not mime. Nice try, though.
Their website is something that has to be seen and heard to be believed. You HAVE to listen to their awesome intro.
Edward Muscare has got to be the creepiest man we have seen in a long timeâ€â€he’s even got the word “scare” in his last name for chrissakes! The shiver-inducing faces he makes while deconstructing the Scrubs theme song will be burnt in to your head forever.
These disturbing videos raise so many questionsâ€â€primarily, how does this man even know what YouTube is? He doesn’t even look like he knows his way around a toothbrush, much less a webcam.
We’d also like to point out that when we’re put in charge of casting the live-action Family Guy movie, we know exactly who to get for Herbert. And just like Herbert, he just absolutely adores kids (and by that we mean he’s a sex offender)!
The year was 1990. The New Kids on the Block were an unstoppable force with their triple-platinum-selling Step By Step. The group would perform close to 200 concerts that year. NBC, looking to cash in on the boy band craze, decided to create their own group, dubbed Guys Next Door. Unlike NKOTB, Guys Next Door did more than just sing. Between music videos, the group would put on a comedy show, like Saturday Night Live. Unlike NKOTB, no one really cared they existed.
Despite scoring a hit with the cheesetastic “I’ve Been Waiting For You,” the show’s popularity never took off and it was promptly canceled and doomed to obscurity. Thanks to YouTube, Guys Next Door will never be forgotten.
Now that NKOTB are back, we wonder if a Guys Next Door reunion is far off. We would possibly pay a buck to see them live (given that it’s convenient enough for us and there’s free snacks).
Here’s a great video from the Cleveland Tourism Board to promote—what else—tourism! Cleveland is full of excitement. For example, did you know that their annual rainfall is 37 inches? Yup. Totally rad, huh! Also, women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public because it could reflect their private parts if they’re wearing a skirt. Good looking out, Cleveland!
So pack your bags, guys and gals, we’re going to Cleveland! (But leave your leather shoes behind.)
Planning a trip to the beach anytime soon? Well you might want to consider/avoid the Jersey coast (depending on your tolerance for fist pumping and hair gel). Once there, you’ll meet a colorful cast of characters, much like the ones in this fun video. If you go, prepare yourself for lots of drama, bass, and Jägerbombs.
NSFW audio.
TRAVEL TIP: Pack plenty of polo shirts. Chicks love flipped collars!
We’re suckers for videos featuring creepy 40-something-year-old-guys who collect children’s toys. We also love hearing people’s old predictions and laughing at how absolutely wrong they were. It’s especially rewarding when the kid making the stupid prediction has a smug look on face that makes you want to punch him really hard.
For the record, a fad is defined as “A fashion that is taken up with great enthusiasm for a brief period of time.” Sorry to tell you kids, but Beanie Babies were doomed the second they reached “fad” status.
Do you think those kids are still collecting Beanie Babies and living in some mid ’90s bubble drinking Surge and listening to Savage Garden?
