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Some guy who kinda looks like the great Rick Moranis made a song about how he misses him.
You know, we hadn’t realized it till now, but we really miss Rick Moranis, too. So we Googled him and found that he’s been making country music, and quite successfully, as he was nominated for a Grammy in 2006. Here’s a clip of him performing a song from The Agoraphobic Cowboy on the Today Show.
DID YOU KNOW: Rick Moranis retired from acting because he made so much money from the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids franchise that he didn’t have to work anymore.
Boy, that’s a lot of plastic for two million dollars. We kid (sort of). Honestly, we really want one. That dude driving it is soooo cool. Who else is so rad that random strangers toss Frisbees at them the second they set foot on the sand. This is a car we could steal girlfriends with. It’s that badass.
And it really does have it all: beach chairs, a “funky-looking” CD player, doors that double as coolers, a worthless repair kit, A FLASHLIGHT! (why’s the dude talking so excited when he says this?), a gas stove, a picnic table, a hose, and so much more!
Of all those fantastic features, it’s the hose that we love the most. You don’t know how many beach outings have been ruined because we forgot to bring our garden hose. What a life-saver! Thanks Pontiac Stinger!
We don’t buy that whole “women can’t drive” thing. It’s a misogynistic viewpoint that’s as mean-spirited as it is antiquated. There are many successful women drivers out there. Danica Patrick and soccer moms are just two examples we came up with off the top of our heads.
We feel shame for our fellow man whenever we hear one demean women by insulting their driving abilities. We’d never claim such ignorant thing, but if we did, we’d offer this video as evidence:
The Hasbro website has a little thing they like to call “SCRABBLE Word of the Day.” It sounds all well and innocent until they put a seven-point doozy that’s defined as “an object used as a penis substitute.” That’s right, folks, Sunday’s SCRABBLE Word of the Day was none other than dildo! Click here to see the evidence.
Whoever decided to post that up probably thought everyone was watching the Oscars. Ha! Jokes on you, buddy, the Oscars are un-effing-watchable.
Evangeline Lilly used to do phone sex ads, AND SHE’S CANADIAN!!!
Okay, so they don’t say that it’s a phone sex line outright, but c’mon, read between the lines. We all went to AOL chatrooms back in the day. Those were just for “chatting” too.
So you missed your chance to sexy-talk Ms. Lilly, but don’t worry, more Hugos and less Kates end up using these things, anyway.
Valentine’s Day just passed, and that can only mean one thing: you’re pregnant. Yup, your body will soon be changing, and so will your life. But just because your stomach’s going to be growing uncontrollably doesn’t mean you can’t still keep yourself in tip-top shape.
Here’s a little video to help you get through your pregnancy without gaining those pesky pregger pounds.
Meet Radhakant Baijpai, a grocer from the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He’s got the distinction of having the world’s longest ear hair, which measures in at at disgustingly long (in ear hair terms) 25 cm.
The Sun has a little article plus some more pictures that are worth checking out. Our favorite is the one where he’s sitting next to his wife who looks absolutely THRILLED with his hair situation.
We’re not too keen on Valentine’s Day. It’s artificial, expensive, and we don’t really like the idea of a little naked boy shooting us in the back with an arrow. Our opinion, however, doesn’t matter because women love all those things, and since we’ll do anything for the company of a lady, we acquiesce.
The ones who give way to the desires of the femmes, those are the lucky ones. At least they’ve got a girl. Most of guys can’t even get dates. Strangely, the demand for attractive women is really high and they’re all taken by dudes who actually use their gym memberships (us).
For those who got rejected, dumped, or otherwise disappointed this Valentine’s Day, at least you didn’t get propose and get denied. Unless you did, in which case, we hope you got that rejection on tape, we’d love to see / share it!
Arsenio really goes after Jason. Asks all the tough questions, like, “What happened? Did you get cut from the hockey team in high school,” and Jason just sits there and grips his axe. C’mon, Voorhees, grow a pair!
