24 hours of A Christmas Story is the awesomest Christmas tradition this side of presents. It is, by far, the best Christmas movie ever made. A Charlie Brown Christmas doesn’t hold up past childhood, It’s A Wonderful Life is in black and white, and Elf falls apart halfway through. Anyway, here’s the 1983 Siskel and Ebert review of the movie.

Thinking about escaping hitting up the Bahamas to escape the cold? You might want to skip the Atlantis Resort. They’ve got sharks in their water slides. SHARKS!

Like his father, Simon Collins plays keyboard, drums, and sings. Unlike his father, however, Simon Collins isn’t very good at those things.

Hey hey hey hey HEY, what is going ON here? Mr. Belding trying to sweet-talk the She-Hulk? How bizarre.

At first, we were all like, “Man, that Mr. Belding’s gotten all fat and sad and creepy!” But then we realized that if all he’s been doing since Saved By The Bell is feasting on pizza and jalapeño poppers and singing karaoke, he’s totally been living it up! We, too, wish for an early retirement so that we may consume mass quantities and hit on muscular women in between karaoke verses.

We’re dying to know where Dimples is and how can we get in touch with the genious editor who put this video together.

Ridiculous Food Society of Upstate New York has posted their recipe for White Castle Casserole. Needless to say, it looks DISGUSTING.

Here’s the recipe:

6 White Castle Sliders
4 Slices of Bacon
6 Slices of Kraft Singles
2 Cups of Whole Milk
6 Eggs
Salt and Pepper to Taste

Baking this for someone should be considered assisted suicide.

Sweetheart, you’re gonna make Grampa’s heart explode.

Videogum has compiled their favorite viral videos of 2008 into one awesome tribute montage. 2009 has its work cut out for it.

We all need encouragement every once in a while, but who has the time to sit through a long-winded speech. This is America; time is money. That’s why this video is great. It’ll get you all pumped up and ready to grab the bull by the horns, put the pedal to the metal, and give it 110%.

Way to go, Boys, you GIVE that mischievous terrorist a lesson in morality.

For his 56th birthday, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin released an instructional Judo DVD called “Let’s Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin.” You know, because walking around shirtless holding rifles and shooting tigers wasn’t badass enough.