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If you’re running short on time/patience this Thanksgiving, don’t look for help from folks at Jones Soda. Instead of offering their traditional Turkey and Gravy cola this year (which is a great substitute for turkey), they’re going with three safer-sounding flavors: Candy Cane, Pear Tree, and Mele Kalikimaka (?). Thanks for nothing, Jones Soda.
If you were thinking about getting your loved one a pet for Christmas, Hanhukkah, Kuanzaa, or Festivus, you might want to consider this adorable little fella. The video appears to be a bit dated, but we’re sure little Pinky’s still available.
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. It’s a turducken (chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in turkey) wrapped in bacon.
Humor us for a moment. Turducken’s greatness comes from its 1-2-3 poultry punch. Doesn’t adding pork kinda mess up that harmony? Why not, and we know this might blow some minds out there, wrap the turducken in turkey bacon. Keep the birds with the birds and the pigs with the pigs.
We WILL say this in favor of this new dish: Thank you for removing the word “turd” from turducken. Turbaconducken sounds slightly more delicious.
You know that episode of The Simpsons where Bart pinpoints the exact moment Lisa rips Ralph’s heart? Well this video is a lot like that, except instead of Lisa doing the ripping, it’s American Idol, and instead of Ralph being the recipient of the heartbreak, it’s a bunch of little girls.
Fat people rejoice! You are about to witness SpeedFit, the greatest fitness invention EVER! Don’t worry about things like how it stops, or what happens when it goes downhill, or even if a bicycle is a better alternative. Just concentrate on the fact that the SpeedFit is great, and you being fat isn’t.
This video has three fantastic things going for it: A great invention, amazing music, and inspirational writing that is nothing short of poetic. (See if you can catch the title of this entry scrolling by).
