You gotta hand it to him, Monty Gee’s World Series prediction was dead on. Way to go, Monty, and way to go Phillies! 2008 World Series Champs! Bang, bang, bang!
Philadelphia was happy last night.
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This guy’s chilling tale of seeing “little graves and stuff” in Aurora, Texas will leave no doubt in your mind that extraterrestrials have visited us. We’re TOTALLY convinced.
Ever wonder how much you get paid every time you defecate at work? Workpoop.com was designed to answer this very question. The next time you have to squeeze one out at work, just enter your hourly wage and start their handy timer. Remember to minimize the page, unless you want everyone to know you’re pooping.
This drawing was done by an artist 20 minutes after taking acid. As part of an experiment run by the US government in the ’50s, an artist was given a dose (50ug) of LSD 25 and encouraged to draw the attending doctor. What resulted was a fascinating series of nine increasingly incoherent drawings.
To avoid confusion: That’s a girl with the Screech hair.
We’re proud to say that we’ve come a long way since the making of this video. Hooray progress!
Coulrophobia is the irrational fear of clowns. Coulrophobia is also a ton of fun (as seen here). So how does one become coulrophobic? Simple: Turn off all lights, make sure you’re all alone, and watch the video below.
Don’t know what you’re gonna be for Halloween yet? Then you’ll love College Humor’s handy costume generator. Simply check off items from the list that you have lying around the house, plus some details about your appearance, and the costume generator will tell you what you should be.
Be sure to check ideas for “overweight” last.
He’ll shoot you in the gut with a rocket launcher.
Don’t fall for the old puppy eye trick. Sad Shark doesn’t really want a hug. He just wants to eat you. Still, you can’t help but feel sad for the fella. Cheer up, Sad Shark, everything’s gonna be all right.
Argentine, Jose Alvarez, captured this video of the mythical gnome walking around the streets late one night. No word yet on the whereabouts of Warwick Davis during the sighting.
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