Even if you aren’t going to make it out to see Sex and the City The Movie Part 1, we highly suggest visiting Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse. Somebody get her a Cosmo to go with that oat bag.

In the vein of overworked windmills, take a look at what lives inside of cell phones. Radiation is a bitch….

The Crude Bracelet by New York’s Design Glut is the perfect fashion accessory for the petroleum savvy consumer. Playing to the doomsday crowd, this charm bracelet comes engraved with the date it was made and stamped with the current price of a barrel crude oil.

Oil may not be eternal but style certainly is.

And now, the second installment of our continuing series, I Might Be An ESL Kid, But I Know What A Superhero Is. In this clip, Turkish Rambo takes on a whole bunch of Turkish gangsters? A little anecdote: Muammar al-Gaddafi had originally turned down the part of Rambo, but accepted after he was able to push back the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 a few weeks to make room for filming.

Bisous, an online purveyor of fine Belgian chocolate, is making a name for itself by selling boxes of its Incredible Edible Anus. That’s right, a milk chocolate edible anus made from only the finest raw ingrediants.

If you don’t have a sweet tooth for a chocolate anus, Bisous also offers a more permanent version of their sculpted sphincter. For 235 euros, you can buy a limited edition solid silver anus. Either or, both anuses make the perfect gift for any graduating Proctology student.

The online store opens May 26!

After a few Trappist ales, two Belgian men got to thinking about how to develop the perfect interactive video game. With bladders full of beer and alcohol-induced masculine clairvoyance, the two created a gender neutral interactive mobile toilet game called A Place To Pee.

Wow! Removing a brassiere with two sets of opposable thumbs can be a Herculean task. We wouldn’t wanna play Jenga with this dude and his dexterity machine!

Vladimir Putin might not be the president of Russia anymore, but it looks like he’s still doing everything in his power to silence the opposition. And, Kasparov’s bodyguard looks like he’s whacked dicks off on stage before. Win-win.

In a home video worthy of When Animals Attack, one tenacious Canada goose proves he’s got more heart than Ralph Nader, and one redneck dog proves he’s a bigger puss than Garfield.

Swiss pilot Yves Rossy jumped out of an airplane to successfully soar about the Alps with a four engine jet pack. “And all this science, I don’t understand!”