Whatever it takes to rebuild that Death Star!

“A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said.

The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, “Darth” threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun.

The teller gave the robber some cash from the drawer.

The Darth Vader thief, described as between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, took off heading east through the bank’s parking lot.”

(via NY Post)

Finally! A fart neutralizer!

“The newest product from Solutions That Stick (a company that creates fashion fixers like patches that prevent underarm staining and pockets that you can adhere to the inside of shirts) is Subtle Butt, a carbon filter that filters out the stink from your flatulence. Says founder Kim Olenicoff, “I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog.” No one wants to create a scuttlebutt about their public farts, so for those who want to toot out loud, we suggest sticking one of these on your derrier first. Packs of five sell for $11.95 and are available here.”

(via Refinery 29)

So guy, you might be saying to yourself, “Sure, I could date a total moron…if she was unbelievably beautiful.” Well, think again.

Way better.

(via SlashFilm)

A soon-to-be-classic spoof of this recently classic video…and don’t forget to check out the Auto-tuned version. Meme of the year?

Party time! Excellent!